I LOVE SHARKS!!!!!!!!
I lost it at 0:21
The League of Gentlemen - S2E01
Harvey: “Oh yes, indeed. Well, think of the difficulties a son would provide! The nightmare of puberty, endless sojourns in the bathroom as junior shakes hot white coconuts from the veiny love tree. Yes, we’re better off with Chloe and Radclyffe.”
Game of Thrones + Swords (requested by agameofqueens)
friendly reminder that if harry would have been a girl snape would have treated her like petyr baelish treats sansa stark ✿◕‿◕✿
protect laurel castillo from
- frank delfino
- asher’s gross jokes
- being called lauren
- that denim blazer
Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:
A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.
THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK
Darren Wilson is still free and still on paid administrative leave.
pugs are cute until you remember humans are breeding a type of dog that commonly suffers from a plethora of frequent and significant health issues and an inability to breathe properly and is basically just destined to a life of pain